![]() Jeremy had an astonishing success rate when it came to picking up straight guys. Also, in fairness to Jeremy, he was able to back up his arguments with very convincing tales of success. As much as I knew that Jeremy’s point of view was an over-simplification, he was, nevertheless, very convincing. This was as a result of the fact that when a child even uttered a sound when parents were having sex, wives had an excuse to rid themselves of the smelly ogres fucking them and escape to do their wifely duties. Jeremy further expounded on his philosophy, by explaining that when redneck and blue-collar wives had given birth to a kid or two, their husbands were forced to revert to their teenage days, and became wankers all over again. “Gays are boring,” Jeremy would always declare, before adding, “Pussy deprived straight men are the real deal.” Red for rednecks, and blue, for blue-collar guys. He had two favourite colours, red and blue.
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